today in religion we were talking about angels and our religion teacher said whoever can name the most angels gets five extra credit points on the test and all these kids tried and they only named like two but when I went I named nine and my teacher started to cry because she thought I was this huge religion and angel lover when really I just know the angels names from supernatural
how am i not tired of reading about the same two people falling in love in 5000 different ways yet
Why do people make shit arguments against queer representation by saying things like, “The percentage of lgbt people in the population isn’t that high” well neither is the percentage of vampires, but we see plenty of them in our media, don’t we?
I’ll be writing down every url that reblogs in a notebook and I’m giving it to my homophobic father.
I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s
she’s just picturing porn in her head
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two