jfc whenever i see this scene I laugh because I remember that IKEA post saying “how would otps react to building the furniture together”
I really want to read my book but I also want to watch 87 hours of Netflix and travel the world and and kiss someone I like and sleep for most of the day… And also I have a lot of homework
this is literally my life
a rANDOM GUY JUST WALKED INTO MY HOUSE AND STARTED PLAYING XBOX I’VE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE I’M JUST IN THE CORNER I DON’T THINK HE EVEN KNOWS I’M HERE?
UPDATE: HE KNOWS I’M HERE HE ASKED WHERE THE REST OF OUR GAMES ARE
I’VE CHALLENGED HIM TO A SINGSTAR BATTLE THIS FUCKERS GOING DOWN
HOT DAMN HE CAN SING
WE’RE BEST FRIENDS NOW
PRETTY SURE THATS NOT WHAT YOURE SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN RANDOM PEOPLE COME INTO YOUR HOUSE
that one kink that no one can ever know about ever
DON’T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU BUT THERE’S NO ONE REALLY CALLING YOU AND THEN YOU SIT THERE CONFUSED BECAUSE YOU SWORE YOU COULD HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU
Wait, maybe it’s our loved ones trying to wake us from the coma. They just can’t scream loud enough
wow why the fuck would you say that
I made a thing and I 100% encourage sharing it with as many people as possible through all means possible.
pray for me this friday. pray that i don’t get any undergear calls.
Yes. I’m sick as shit right now and will probably still be Friday. Help.
The fastest land mammal is the teenager who sees mom pulling in the driveway and realizes they forgot to empty the dishwasher.